Total Medals Earned: 396 (From 83 different games.) Total Medal Score: 5,500 Points
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/140 points)
Kill the Hydra Boss 1 time (Game A)
Score 90.000+ without being hit (Game B)
Kill the Hydra Boss 4 times in a row, without failing any QTE (Game A)
Kill the Hydra Boss 7 times in a row (Game A)
Medals Earned: 3/3 (35/35 points)
Your left hand has been amputated, you take it as a keepsake.
Your right hand has been amputated, you take it as a keepsake.
Once your fingers have been cut off so neatly that you have decided to keep them.
Medals Earned: 2/13 (55/550 points)
Read through all of the intro and instructions text
Stop a cop car before it makes contact with a tombstone
Destroy 100 tombstones
Bypass a cop by moving over him
Destroy 10 dropping needles or scalpels
collect 3 roofies in a single level
Destroy 5 of the fastest respawned centipedes in a single level
Destroy 20 tombstones altered by cop cars
Achieve 50,000 points
Destroy 10 cops for their maximum 900 point value
Achieve 100,000 points
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 15/30 (220/495 points)
Purchase 5 friends PCs
Purchase 5 auto-refreshing tabs
Purchase 5 dedicated servers
Purchase 10 one minds
Purchase 10 friends PCs
Purchase 10 auto-refreshing tabs
Purchase 10 sentient techs
Purchase 10 dedicated servers
Purchase 10 super computers
Reach over 1000 views
Buy over 250 items from the store
Reach over 1 million site views
Buy over 500 items from the store
Increase the number of ads to x9
Reach over 1 billion views
Purchase 5 Botnets
Purchase 5 One Minds
Purchase 5 Quantum chips
Purchase 5 Quantum Rifts
Purchase 5 Sentient Techs
Purchase 5 Server farms
Purchase 5 Super Computers
Purchase 10 botnets
Purchase 10 quantum chips
Purchase 10 quantum rifts
Purchase 10 server farms
Manually click the refresh button over 1000 times
Increase bandwidth to x9
Buy over 700 items from the store
Reach over 1 trillion views
Medals Earned: 7/8 (315/415 points)
touch enemy or spike... not sooo clever!
kill the first enemy!
That's the way things work!
mastered the first floor!
found a gun!
kill the Evil End Boss!
maximum level experience!
Medals Earned: 18/27 (530/960 points)
Reach level 5
Do a Power Smash
Maximum Thunderness!!!
Do 2 Power Smash in a row
Reach level 10
Do a meteor strike
Reach the 2nd background
Do a close call on a power smash
Reach level 15
Reach the 3rd background
Do 3 Power Smash in a row
Upgrade the fourth kicker to the max
Obtain a gold medal in you're drunk Mr.C.
Obtain a gold medal in Duck and cover
Reach level 20
Do 4 Power Smash in a row
Obtain a gold medal in Societ Critter
Do 5 Power Smash in a row
Upgrade the first kicker to the max
Upgrade the third kicker to the max
Upgrade the second kicker to the max
Obtain a gold medal in Flappy Batty
Obtain a gold medal in Floor is Lava
Upgrade the robot to the max
Complete the game
Reach level 25
Upgrade everything to the max
Medals Earned: 6/48 (30/445 points)
Burn to dust 10 bricks!
Kill 5 enemy soldiers!
Win 10 battles
Kill 25 enemy soldiers!
Win in one shot!
Fire 10 cannonballs!
Use magic 5 times!
Kill 100 enemy soldiers!
Kill 5 hostages!
Survive 4 turns
Win 30 battles
Win in one shot 10 times!
Kill 15 hostages!
Win in one shot 30 times!
Lose 10 games!
Shoot down 10 birds!
Survive 5 turns
Survive 3 turns
Kill 25 hostages!
Read help!
Win in one shot 20 times!
Burn to dust 150 bricks!
Use magic 50 times!
Earn 10000 gold coins!
Fire 250 cannonballs!
Shoot down 5 birds!
Fire 150 cannonballs!
Earn 200000 gold coins!
Fire 50 cannonballs!
Shoot down 15 birds!
Gain 25 crowns!
Use magic 15 times!
Use magic 25 times!
Buy all of the ammo types at least once!
Survive 6 turns
Earn 50000 gold coins!
Kill 50 hostages!
Earn 30000 gold coins!
Burn to dust 30 bricks!
Win in one shot 50 times!
Survive 7 turns
Unlock all slots!
Win 50 battles
Kill 350 enemy soldiers!
Gain 50 crowns!
Burn to dust 100 bricks!
Fire 350 cannonballs!
Kill 500 enemy soldiers!
Medals Earned: 13/25 (300/1,000 points)
Discover 5 neutral reactions.
Terminate 5 specimens.
Use 1 appropriate item.
Do a total of 50 actions.
Discover 5 aggressive reactions.
Feed 20 pounds of food to your specimen.
Fully research 1 specimen.
Use 1 preferred item.
Fully research 10 items.
Discover 5 passive reactions.
Cut 1 limb from your specimen.
Research all the techniques at least once.
Discover 5 advanced reactions.
Kill 10 animals with your research.
Cut 4 limbs from your specimen.
Find all the ways to rip the specimen's jaw off.
Do a total of 1000 actions.
Discover 40 passive reactions.
Try all the food items.
Discover 40 aggressive reactions.
Try all the objects.
Try all the weapons.
Discover 30 advanced reactions.
Reach 100% on your total completion statistic.
Find all the ways to kill or incapacitate the specimen.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (50/435 points)
Kill 50 small gnomes
Kill 10 Gnomes in a row using only your Sling
Kill 30 Gnomes in a single level in one burst of Rage
collect 10 gems
Kill every Gnome in a level using only Sprint Leap Attacks
Kill 25 Medium Gnomes
Kill a Gnome Ice Mage
Kill a Gnome Power Mage
Kill 5 Gnome Miners
Medals Earned: 4/6 (200/250 points)
Earn 30 coins
Earn 25 gems
Kill 300 zombies
Beat the game
Put one point into each town perk
Buy all the farmer upgrades